I once went to Italy. Venice was alright. Except for the part where the sewers started flooding as it was raining and all the water started coming up and my feet got all wet. It also made for a tipsy and terrifying gondola ride which I very much did not enjoy. We all had to duck every time we went under a bridge.
Florence was nice.
Rome was alright as well. Except for those crazy crickets that woke me up at 6am going at it every morning. There was also some bloke playing a trumpet outside my hotel window. I never really found out what was going on there.
